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Article: Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were thrown off a nudist beach on a Spanish vacation - because they wouldn't strip. The pair were stunned to be asked to leave the stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca. Kelly explains, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday." (wenn) The nerve, they should be on their hands and knees thanking them for not stripping. Therapy ain't cheap.
Article: Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were thrown off a nudist beach on a Spanish vacation - because they wouldn't strip. The pair were stunned to be asked to leave the stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca. Kelly explains, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday." (wenn) The nerve, they should be on their hands and knees thanking them for not stripping. Therapy ain't cheap.
I was in a silly mood so I decided to make an ultra-crap cover version of "Mother Mother" by Tracy Botham. Have you ever wondered what that song would sound like if it was played badly on ukulele and "sung" by an Australian version of that asian American Idol Reject that sings "Push Up"? Then look no further. Truly an archetypal "how not to" for music fanatics. No I'm not fishing for compliments here - this is truly crap and quite deliberately so. I apologise in advance. ...
I was in a silly mood so I decided to make an ultra-crap cover version of "Mother Mother" by Tracy Botham. Have you ever wondered what that song would sound like if it was played badly on ukulele and "sung" by an Australian version of that asian American Idol Reject that sings "Push Up"? Then look no further. Truly an archetypal "how not to" for music fanatics. No I'm not fishing for compliments here - this is truly crap and quite deliberately so. I apologise in advance. ...
Here is my two cents on the subject of 6/6/06. click here to download video EDIT: Google video version
Here is my two cents on the subject of 6/6/06. click here to download video EDIT: Google video version
Supercilious Pillow Talk by K.C.D.L. (AKA Toblerone) It is morning, a man and a woman lie in bed together facing each other. “What are you looking at me like that for?” she asks. “Ah, umm, I don’t want to say, it’s silly…” “Go on, tell me,” she pleads. He opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it, opens it again and then says: “Okay. I think you have very sexy eyebrows.” She considers this. “That is….really a very weird thing to say. Personally I think they could do wi...
Supercilious Pillow Talk by K.C.D.L. (AKA Toblerone) It is morning, a man and a woman lie in bed together facing each other. “What are you looking at me like that for?” she asks. “Ah, umm, I don’t want to say, it’s silly…” “Go on, tell me,” she pleads. He opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it, opens it again and then says: “Okay. I think you have very sexy eyebrows.” She considers this. “That is….really a very weird thing to say. Personally I think they could do wi...
Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exactly what it almost always isn't - but not precisely. That is to say, in manner of speaking, that it is not strickly speakly a thing at...
Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exactly what it almost always isn't - but not precisely. That is to say, in manner of speaking, that it is not strickly speakly a thing at...
There has been some recent contraversy over an Australian Tourism ad and the use of uncouth language. I made this video to put things into perspective: Link