Here is my two cents on the subject of 6/6/06. click here to download video EDIT: Google video version

Here is my two cents on the subject of 6/6/06. click here to download video EDIT: Google video version

Supercilious Pillow Talk by K.C.D.L. (AKA Toblerone) It is morning, a man and a woman lie in bed together facing each other. “What are you looking at me like that for?” she asks. “Ah, umm, I don’t want to say, it’s silly…” “Go on, tell me,” she pleads. He opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it, opens it again and then says: “Okay. I think you have very sexy eyebrows.” She considers this. “That is….really a very weird thing to say. Personally I think they could do wi...

Supercilious Pillow Talk by K.C.D.L. (AKA Toblerone) It is morning, a man and a woman lie in bed together facing each other. “What are you looking at me like that for?” she asks. “Ah, umm, I don’t want to say, it’s silly…” “Go on, tell me,” she pleads. He opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it, opens it again and then says: “Okay. I think you have very sexy eyebrows.” She considers this. “That is….really a very weird thing to say. Personally I think they could do wi...

Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exactly what it almost always isn't - but not precisely. That is to say, in manner of speaking, that it is not strickly speakly a thing at...

Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exactly what it almost always isn't - but not precisely. That is to say, in manner of speaking, that it is not strickly speakly a thing at...

There has been some recent contraversy over an Australian Tourism ad and the use of uncouth language. I made this video to put things into perspective: Link

There has been some recent contraversy over an Australian Tourism ad and the use of uncouth language. I made this video to put things into perspective: Link

Sketchy Girl Episode 1: Top Bloke For Sketchy Girl merchandise visit my online shop at: http://www.cafepress.com/sketchy_girl I also have a Keeping it Surreal shop at: http://www.cafepress.com/keepinitsurreal Selling out to "The Man" is fun! Edit: Sketchy Girl (the brunnette) was missing her clavicles (ONE of my favourite body parts on a girl) this has been rectified.

Sketchy Girl Episode 1: Top Bloke For Sketchy Girl merchandise visit my online shop at: http://www.cafepress.com/sketchy_girl I also have a Keeping it Surreal shop at: http://www.cafepress.com/keepinitsurreal Selling out to "The Man" is fun! Edit: Sketchy Girl (the brunnette) was missing her clavicles (ONE of my favourite body parts on a girl) this has been rectified.

You are lounging on a tropical island. Daiquiri in hand you eye the beautiful women in their bikinis. One of them is eyeing you back; they walk over to you. You strike up a wonderful conversation and find in addition to being extremely beautiful they are also extremely intelligent holding several degrees in personal hygiene and poolside apparel. Charmed by your charisma and perfectly white teeth they cannot but yield to your carnal desires. "Where have you been all my life?" they enqui...