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November 11, 2008 by Toblerone
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November 11, 2008 by Toblerone
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May 17, 2007 by Toblerone
Flight of the Conchords (New Zealand's self proclaimed forth most popular folk-parody duo) has their own sitcom. I'm going to be a willing vector in HBO's viral ad campaign for this show. It is quite funny in a unique low-key sort of way. It loses a bit of impact for me because I've heard all their songs a million times but for a newbie it should be better. I've never seen a musical sitcom before. See the pilot below: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien...
May 17, 2007 by Toblerone
Flight of the Conchords (New Zealand's self proclaimed forth most popular folk-parody duo) has their own sitcom. I'm going to be a willing vector in HBO's viral ad campaign for this show. It is quite funny in a unique low-key sort of way. It loses a bit of impact for me because I've heard all their songs a million times but for a newbie it should be better. I've never seen a musical sitcom before. See the pilot below: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien...
May 3, 2007 by Toblerone
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May 3, 2007 by Toblerone
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April 26, 2007 by Toblerone
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April 9, 2007 by Toblerone
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April 9, 2007 by Toblerone
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January 29, 2007 by Toblerone
Article: Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were thrown off a nudist beach on a Spanish vacation - because they wouldn't strip. The pair were stunned to be asked to leave the stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca. Kelly explains, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday." (wenn) The nerve, they should be on their hands and knees thanking them for not stripping. Therapy ain't cheap.
January 29, 2007 by Toblerone
Article: Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were thrown off a nudist beach on a Spanish vacation - because they wouldn't strip. The pair were stunned to be asked to leave the stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca. Kelly explains, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday." (wenn) The nerve, they should be on their hands and knees thanking them for not stripping. Therapy ain't cheap.
December 13, 2006 by Toblerone
I was in a silly mood so I decided to make an ultra-crap cover version of "Mother Mother" by Tracy Botham. Have you ever wondered what that song would sound like if it was played badly on ukulele and "sung" by an Australian version of that asian American Idol Reject that sings "Push Up"? Then look no further. Truly an archetypal "how not to" for music fanatics. No I'm not fishing for compliments here - this is truly crap and quite deliberately so. I apologise in advance.
December 13, 2006 by Toblerone
I was in a silly mood so I decided to make an ultra-crap cover version of "Mother Mother" by Tracy Botham. Have you ever wondered what that song would sound like if it was played badly on ukulele and "sung" by an Australian version of that asian American Idol Reject that sings "Push Up"? Then look no further. Truly an archetypal "how not to" for music fanatics. No I'm not fishing for compliments here - this is truly crap and quite deliberately so. I apologise in advance.
June 6, 2006 by Toblerone
Here is my two cents on the subject of 6/6/06. click here to download video EDIT: Google video version