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This must be the beginning of the opposite sketches
count your blessings Mallorcans!
Published on January 29, 2007 By
Toblerone
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Article:
Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were thrown off a nudist beach on a Spanish vacation - because they wouldn't strip.
The pair were stunned to be asked to leave the stretch of sand on the island of Mallorca.
Kelly explains, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday." (wenn)
The nerve, they should be on their hands and knees thanking them for not stripping. Therapy ain't cheap.
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Comments
1
Deference
on Jan 29, 2007
You Can't Do That on Television was one of my favorite shows ever.
Yeah, many of us are very happy Sharon and Kelly didn't strip down. Now if only we can ban them from being viewed at all....
2
Toblerone
on Jan 29, 2007
You Can't Do That on Television was one of my favorite shows ever.
I had a huge crush on Moose. Oh, Christine McGlade where for art thou!
Now if only we can ban them from being viewed at all....
They need to invent the wearable pixelisation field.
3
Deference
on Jan 29, 2007
They need to invent the wearable pixelisation field.
- Toblerone
Ooooh, that is the
shit
!
Yeah, I kinda' had a crush on all of the YCDTOTV girls.
There is a YCDTOTV website with clips, where are they nows, info on SlimeCon (the YCDTOTV convention) and so much more - here it is, if you don't already know of it.
http://www.ycdtotv.com/
Yes, YCDTOTV, Danger Mouse, Count Duckula, Kid's Court, the list of Nickelodeon shows from when it was cool goes on....goodtimes, goodtimes.....
4
Toblerone
on Jan 29, 2007
Danger Mouse, Count Duckula
I loved danger mouse and count duckula, we don't get Nickelodeon (or at least didn't back then) but we got it on ABC our national broadcaster.
5
Dr Guy
on Jan 30, 2007
Great humor! But I am a bit surprised. Most European beaches are clothes optional (which many take advantage of). I did not realize their were "dress" codes on some of them.
6
dynamaso
on Feb 01, 2007
Therapy ain't cheap.
It is if you come to me. All you have to do is buy me a beer and I'll solve all your problems for you. In fact, with enough beer, I can solve all problems in the world.
7
Toblerone
on Feb 02, 2007
It is if you come to me. All you have to do is buy me a beer and I'll solve all your problems for you. In fact, with enough beer, I can solve all problems in the world.
Hahaha
Perhaps you can help me with my gender/species confusion issues (I think I'm man trapped inside a woman trapped inside a man trapped inside a chimp trapped inside a man) and my (supposedly) irrational fear of traffic cones.
8
dynamaso
on Feb 06, 2007
Perhaps you can help me with my gender/species confusion issues
First of all, I think I should help you with your comprehension skills. As I said, in order to have problems solved, first you have to buy me beer. No beers, no solutions, sorry.
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