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Published on December 13, 2006 By Toblerone In Humor
I was in a silly mood so I decided to make an ultra-crap cover version of "Mother Mother" by Tracy Botham.

Have you ever wondered what that song would sound like if it was played badly on ukulele and "sung" by an Australian version of that asian American Idol Reject that sings "Push Up"? Then look no further.

Truly an archetypal "how not to" for music fanatics. No I'm not fishing for compliments here - this is truly crap and quite deliberately so.

I apologise in advance.


Comments
on Dec 13, 2006
Who do I sue for the permanent damage this has done to my hearing? (and my mind...oh my god..my MIND.)
on Dec 13, 2006
Ringo Starr LIVES!

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

I don't know if I should say "thanks for sharing" or ask emp about the possibility of making the lawsuit a class action!
on Dec 13, 2006
By the way, Toblerone, even despite the cheesiness, I must say you have a fantastic voice...wouldn't mind hearing it on a serious song.
on Dec 13, 2006

Ringo Starr LIVES!

I was thinking the same thing!  So do you get Barbara Bach now?

on Dec 13, 2006
I guess my reply got lost on the other duplicate post. Anyway, I actually kinda liked it. Although, I've never heard the original. Nice voice.
on Dec 14, 2006
Who do I sue for the permanent damage this has done to my hearing? (and my mind...oh my god..my MIND.)


Hahaha, I'm glad I affected you so deeply

Ringo Starr LIVES!(sorry, couldn't resist!)I don't know if I should say "thanks for sharing" or ask emp about the possibility of making the lawsuit a class action!


Now now, ringo is far more talented than me. Did you hear his song "La la la"...quality



Reply By: ArlyaPosted: Wednesday, December 13, 2006I guess my reply got lost on the other duplicate post. Anyway, I actually kinda liked it. Although, I've never heard the original. Nice voice.


I suggest you hear the original. Classic angry chick rock. Then you can bag me out for butchering it! Thankyou for your kind comment though.
on Dec 21, 2006
Hmm, I have to say I did like the vocals during the verses. As for the ukelele, you're progressing. The cuts to the chorus made me laugh.
on Dec 22, 2006
As for the ukelele, you're progressing.

I find changing my fingering quickly a real pain. It really isn't my instrument!

The cuts to the chorus made me laugh.


That was the general idea. My original intention was to use the same silly accent for the whole thing but I got lazy. I think some of the silliness of the accent got murdered by the video conversion process.


on Dec 26, 2006
Erk!!! aggghhh..........my brain!!!!!
on Dec 30, 2006
I suggest you hear the original. Classic angry chick rock. Then you can bag me out for butchering it! Thankyou for your kind comment though.


Ok, I have since downloaded the original. I still have to say I like yours. Call me crazy.
on Dec 30, 2006
Ok, I have since downloaded the original. I still have to say I like yours. Call me crazy.


I will, but I LIKE crazy, I mean I am crazy so you're okay