Supercilious Pillow Talk by K.C.D.L. (AKA Toblerone) It is morning, a man and a woman lie in bed together facing each other. “What are you looking at me like that for?” she asks. “Ah, umm, I don’t want to say, it’s silly…” “Go on, tell me,” she pleads. He opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it, opens it again and then says: “Okay. I think you have very sexy eyebrows.” She considers this. “That is….really a very weird thing to say. Personally I think they could do wi...

Supercilious Pillow Talk by K.C.D.L. (AKA Toblerone) It is morning, a man and a woman lie in bed together facing each other. “What are you looking at me like that for?” she asks. “Ah, umm, I don’t want to say, it’s silly…” “Go on, tell me,” she pleads. He opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it, opens it again and then says: “Okay. I think you have very sexy eyebrows.” She considers this. “That is….really a very weird thing to say. Personally I think they could do wi...

Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exactly what it almost always isn't - but not precisely. That is to say, in manner of speaking, that it is not strickly speakly a thing at...

Hello sentient lifeforms. I'd like to talk to you today about an issue that concerns us all. It surrounds us constantly. It steals our cats and makes mince meat of our octopodes. It makes a mockery of our belief systems and angers our grandparents. It tap dances naked in our frontyards and chucks browneyes at the neighbours. It is almost, but not quite, exactly what it almost always isn't - but not precisely. That is to say, in manner of speaking, that it is not strickly speakly a thing at...

Well I spent a fair bit of time completely redoing my old website so that it isn't so embarrassing. I made a website in year 10, when I was 15, and consquently the humour and the layout is fairly embarrassing to me now. So I've replaced it (though I have kept the old one for posterity - I'm a sentimental bugger) with a website that puts all the creative stuff I've done into an organised format. It is still under construction but feel free to have a look. A lot of the stuff on there I have alr...

There has been some recent contraversy over an Australian Tourism ad and the use of uncouth language. I made this video to put things into perspective: Link

There has been some recent contraversy over an Australian Tourism ad and the use of uncouth language. I made this video to put things into perspective: Link

Last Friday I played steelpan for the PM's XI Cricket Match. The match was rained out, in fact it was a huge storm that killed a friend of a friend of our family. Below is the photo that appeared in the Canberra Times the next day. It's a crappy shot of me, but hey look what the poor photographer had to work with! The pan I'm playing is called a "Double Second" which is used to play chords, the green pan is a tenor pan which of course plays melody and the guy in the foreground (Marti...

Hello my JU friends. Some of you may have noticed that my both my articles and comments have become much less frequent. This is because I have been seeing another blog site. Hush now, its not you it me. I used to think that LJ was really cliquey and unfriendly. Then I joined a clique and of course and things became much easier. I love JU and there are people on here that I love reading and commenting on. LJ is just so young, slutty and seductive. I can't help it. Anyway I'll try to pay...

Filling Spc Nobody Special's Hidden Satanic Message Challenge prize request I have taken a picture of myself dancing. It is very hard to take a picture of yourself dancing where you actually look like you're dancing so I thought I'd throw in a few high kicks Cossack style to make it more obvious.

I'm bored so I've decide to start the "Find the Hidden Satanic Message Challenge >8D" Every week (if this week works out)I will post a clue with a hidden satanic message. It may be decoded by any number of methods from week to week, just use your imagination. The message may be contained in the whole clue or just part of it, or it may even have multiple parts that have to be decoded differently and stitched together depending on how evil/creative I'm feeling from week to week. It is rat...