It was me; I am the one armed man. A very lucky one armed man I am too. Not only because I happen to have two arms but because I (and my parents) got to meet, in person, the hottest, most intelligent, eloquent, humourous and well loved (by anyone worth a damn) JU blogger. This is only the second time I've meet someone from the internet and I've been lucky both times. As you well know when you meet someone from the internet there is always a chance they are: A) A psychopathic sexua...

Hello my JU friends. Some of you may have noticed that my both my articles and comments have become much less frequent. This is because I have been seeing another blog site. Hush now, its not you it me. I used to think that LJ was really cliquey and unfriendly. Then I joined a clique and of course and things became much easier. I love JU and there are people on here that I love reading and commenting on. LJ is just so young, slutty and seductive. I can't help it. Anyway I'll try to pay...