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Sketchy Girl
Published on April 7, 2005 By
Toblerone
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Here is a cartoon I once drew in a birthday card for a girl I liked ages ago (champas socialist will know who since at the time I wouldn't shutup about her). Looking at it now it is a real wonder she never went out with me.....it probably had something to do with the poem on the inside of the card...a story for another time. The character sketchy girl is LOOSELY based on the aforementioned girl who was quite the raver (BTW sketchy is slang for how you feel after a "big night out" if you get my drift). The last panel was on the inside of the card. Read the comic down then across.
Incidently various Sketchy Girl merchandice (Clothing, mugs, journals, mousepads AND a version of this comic on a card (comes in packs of six)) and also a Keeping It Surreal Baseball Jersey can be purchased at my online shop at:
Link
Holy crap, I've sold out to the man! Don't worry back to my usual wackiness after I get a heap of uni work out of the way.
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island_gurl12
on Apr 14, 2005
Thanks, seriously I think I'm going to use you and Texas as a reference!
Anytime! Some chicks has doubts send her over, we'll brainwash her if we need to, mwahahaharr!
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Toblerone
on Apr 14, 2005
Anytime! Some chicks has doubts send her over, we'll brainwash her if we need to, mwahahaharr!
Thanks, nothing like a little CIA style mind control to start off a beautiful romance
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dynamaso
on Apr 14, 2005
My wife, prior to going out with me, was never attracted to men with facial fuzz of any sort. She didn't say she didn't like it, but she wouldn't say she did. When we started going out and up until last August, I had quite a healthy goatee. Last August, I shaved for the first time in 10 years. She couldn't stop looking at me and doing the whole double-take thing. She says shes still not sure whether she likes me 'nude' or not.
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Toblerone
on Apr 14, 2005
My wife, prior to going out with me, was never attracted to men with facial fuzz of any sort. She didn't say she didn't like it, but she wouldn't say she did. When we started going out and up until last August, I had quite a healthy goatee. Last August, I shaved for the first time in 10 years. She couldn't stop looking at me and doing the whole double-take thing. She says shes still not sure whether she likes me 'nude' or not.
Well at least she's honest, I guess it must be extra satifying to get a compliment from her.
EDIT: changed complement to compliment to keep the pedant below happy.
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Champas Socialist
on Apr 15, 2005
"and I agree...less gay looking, hehe)."
That's just the photo I assure you.
"I am surprised the girl didn't go for you too. "
Of course this could have something to do with Toblerone's taste for drugged up sluts. Alright, well just that girl but anyway.
"complement from her."
That's compliment with an I. Please don't undo all the literacy work I will be doing when I send them onto you, you ingoramus science boffin.
Good photo btw. You're not normally nearly that good looking. Nah kidding. The goatee really works well. Oh and I like the cartoon.
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Toblerone
on Apr 15, 2005
"and I agree...less gay looking, hehe)."That's just the photo I assure you.
I don't even know where to start....I'd put him in his place so quickly if he let me post a pick of him! (just teasing mate).
Of course this could have something to do with Toblerone's taste for drugged up sluts.
You'd think that would make them more receptive....oh wait I'm thinking of Rohypnol not Ecstacy,
NOT
that I would know anything about that....*shifty eyes*
Good photo btw. You're not normally nearly that good looking. Nah kidding. The goatee really works well. Oh and I like the cartoon.
Thanks, nice to see you can do both backhand and forehand compl
i
ments.
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Gideon MacLeish
on Apr 15, 2005
Toblerone,
"plug" away...You've written far too many insightful posts to let us rag on you for a shameless plug!
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Texas Wahine
on Apr 16, 2005
Toblerone: Hey, I ordered a t-shirt! I'll let you know when it gets here (and post a pic). Very cool.
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Toblerone
on Apr 16, 2005
Toblerone: Hey, I ordered a t-shirt! I'll let you know when it gets here (and post a pic). Very cool.
Cool, thanks a lot. Wow, I actually sold a T-shirt. I hope it is to your liking, I 've never seen the physical product so give me feeback even if it's negative (and remember the 30 day money back guarantee...I've always wanted to say that...err, actually not really).
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Texas Wahine
on Apr 16, 2005
Cool, thanks a lot. Wow, I actually sold a T-shirt.
Hehe...I hope that makes you very happy...I'm really excited about getting it. It should only be about a week (although since I'm in Hawaii, maybe a tiny bit longer).
I 've never seen the physical product so give me feeback even if it's negative (and remember the 30 day money back guarantee...I've always wanted to say that...err, actually not really).
Hahahahahaa...well, I'm not likely to give negative feedback, even if it sucks...I'll pretend like it's great...but I'm sure it will be. I mean, it's a t-shirt...what can go wrong with a t-shirt? hehe...
I just think it's a really cool idea...to sell your designs/ideas like that...I hope that other JUs will order some stuff too.
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Toblerone
on Apr 16, 2005
Hahahahahaa...well, I'm not likely to give negative feedback, even if it sucks...I'll pretend like it's great...but I'm sure it will be.
I'm referring to negative comments on the actual construction of the T-shirt itself and the printing (for instance if it falls apart after washing it once or if the printing comes off etc.). I'm not responsible for that part so I wouldn't be offended, I'm mean you would assume they couldn't go far wrong with that but I'd just rather be sure they do a a good job, because if they didn't I rather get my T-shirt done by another company. Of course if you didn't like the design itself that would be your problem because you picked it and I'd expect you to lie through your teeth!
I just think it's a really cool idea...to sell your designs/ideas like that...I hope that other JUs will order some stuff too.
Cool, if I start making millions out of this (which is extremely unlikely) you can be my spokeswoman.
Gideon:
Toblerone,"plug" away...You've written far too many insightful posts to let us rag on you for a shameless plug!
Thanks Gideon, nice of you to say.
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