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The New Words Project
Published on February 28, 2005 By Toblerone In Misc
In George Orwell’s 1984 the Party forces everyone to speak the language “newspeak”. Basically it was a revised form of the English language with fewer words. It also had new words that reflected the policies of the Party such as the word badthink that referred to any ideas that disagreed the Party’s policies.
The idea behind “newspeak” was that with fewer words to work with the proles (common people) would have less freedom of thought.
In this article I propose a project to be taken part of by everyone on Joeuser that aims to achieve the opposite of the newspeak. I want to invent new words for the English language to encapsulate concepts that currently aren’t well described by any existing words.
If you want to be a part of the “New Words Project” post your new words along with definitions and examples of their usage on this article’s messageboard AND on your own site with the title “The New Words Project: [insert username here][contribution number](if you make more than one)]” try to get others involved. I will later compile all the new words on another website. Keep in mind the words have to be totally new and non-redundant. the more useful the better. To get them in to popular usage start using your new words in everyday life including your blog and try to spread the word about this project.
Some ideas to get you started:

1) The english language lacks words for different kinds of love (for family, friends etc.)

2) It lacks words for different types of smells (maybe a word for the smell of wet dog is needed for example)

3) We need words for feelings that are hard to define (e.g. that sinking feeling) or mixed feelings (e.g. lustful hatred).

Here are my contributions below both of which I have been using for a couple of years.

Esqueness (Esk-Ness)
1) An abstract likeness. The likeness may be purely subjective or at least fairly cryptic. Often used when someone reminds you of someone but they don’t really look alike.
2) A likeness in terms of an abstract concept such as demeanour.

Example

1) Elton John bears an incredible esqueness to a pot plant.

2) Joey from Degrassi Junior High has an esqueness to Wheeler on Captain Planet (man how unintentionally hilarious was that show).

Nurturgulated (Ner-Ter-Gool-Ate-Ed)

1) A physical design that does that the opposite of its intended function. The design fault isn't simple human error just human idiocy.

2) An administrative process that is counter-productive. The fault in the process isn't just a kink in the system but something that was intentionally planned.

3) Anything that is obviously illogical, shitty and insane that totally drives people mad but nobody does anything about.

Things that are nurturgulated differ from things that are just plain stupid in that the nurturgulist (someone who makes things nurturgulated) truly seems to believe that their idea is brilliant. verb: nurturgulate.

Examples:
1) "This bus shelter is nurturgulated, it lets the rain in."

2) Our health system is completely nurturgulated. Its designed so that that more people get less health care OR

"In an economic rationalist effort the government has sold a government departmental building it just spent million of dollars building especially for said department. Now the government department is leasing back space in the building so it will have a place for the public servants to work...for more money than it got for selling it."

"That's nurturgulated!"

3) John Howard won the election and then proceeded to nurturgulate the health system. John Howard is a nurturgulist.

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on Feb 28, 2005
Very interesting proposal. Would it be possible to add some sort of indication to the pronunciation of these words?
on Feb 28, 2005
You won't believe this...for the past two weeks I have been writing Dictionary Fazz®! It has 11 words in total, I think. Here are some:

Rapture- (verb) 1) To make a scraping noise; rap (at); scrape, as on a door; to drag across surface in order to produce sound 2) To scrape away layers of skin, scratch at flesh; to claw at.

Guamelian- (adjective) 1) Of Guam; pertaining to the island of Guam. (noun) 2) A person of Guam. [Formed from Guam + elian. Resembles 'chameleon' in pronunciation.]

Pleminine- (adjective) 1) The feminine, plural form of a noun. 2) In Italian, the plural feminine form of any noun (an example would be le signore, the pleminine form of la signora)
on Feb 28, 2005
Be careful of the Dictionary Fazz, after those three it starts to get downright weird.

Let's see.....how about:

Trigarian-(adjective) likeness of, or pertaining to, triginometry

Ex. Today we shall start trigarian problems.

That problem is way too trigarian!
on Feb 28, 2005
Yes, I have a pronunciation key and an etymology area, but those are not necessary for this site. I have others, but I think it would harm the English language more than help it if I added.
on Feb 28, 2005
Would it be possible to add some sort of indication to the pronunciation of these words?


Nurturgulated is (Ner-ter-gool-ate-ed)

Esqueness is (Esk-ness)

I'll edit the blog just a soon a Joeuser stops being a shit a lets me!

You won't believe this...for the past two weeks I have been writing Dictionary Fazz®! It has 11 words in total, I think. Here are some:Rapture- (verb) 1) To make a scraping noise; rap (at); scrape, as on a door; to drag across surface in order to produce sound 2) To scrape away layers of skin, scratch at flesh; to claw at. Guamelian- (adjective) 1) Of Guam; pertaining to the island of Guam. (noun) 2) A person of Guam. [Formed from Guam + elian. Resembles 'chameleon' in pronunciation.]Pleminine- (adjective) 1) The feminine, plural form of a noun. 2) In Italian, the plural feminine form of any noun (an example would be le signore, the pleminine form of la signora)


Ha ha, excellent. The first word wouldn't be accepted though because it is an old word with a new definition. I'd love to see the rest of the dictionary of Fazz no matter how weird it is, weird is good (though not really what I'm looking for for this project).

Be careful of the Dictionary Fazz, after those three it starts to get downright weird.Let's see.....how about:Trigarian-(adjective) likeness of, or pertaining to, triginometryEx. Today we shall start trigarian problems.That problem is way too trigarian!


Nice try, unfortunately the word "trigonometric" already exists to fill that function. I have to admit that trigarian sounds way cooler perhaps we can have the Word Replacement Project as well.
on Feb 28, 2005
Fazznatized... pronounced fazz nay tizz ed.... the be chastized politly by the fazz
on Mar 01, 2005
Hmm, are you aware Radio National has a program asking callers to ring in with their suggestions for 'things that don't have words'. One such request was for a word for the little dance someone does after they walk into a spider's web. I think the winner was 'jitterbugging', which would not be accepted according to your rules.

My suggestions is 'Flupped', which is a new way of saying something 'fucking flopped bigtime'. For instance, Kevin Costner's 'Waterworld' flupped.

Nice idea, mate. Have you read 'Death Sentence' or 'Weasel Words' by Don Watson? I think you'd really enjoy both these books.

Cheers,

Maso
on Mar 01, 2005
Hmm, are you aware Radio National has a program asking callers to ring in with their suggestions for 'things that don't have words'.


I don't listen to Radio National, so that would be a no.

Have you read 'Death Sentence' or 'Weasel Words' by Don Watson? I think you'd really enjoy both these books.


I must put those books on my "to read" list.

My suggestions is 'Flupped', which is a new way of saying something 'fucking flopped bigtime'. For instance, Kevin Costner's 'Waterworld' flupped.


I like that word. The funny thing I find with words is that even though their sound is arbitary sometimes the way they sound is somehow appropriate. For example "fuck" is a nice explosive word and is very a appropriate for when you are exploding with anger.
on Mar 01, 2005
Moderateman, don't make me Fazznatize you!
on Mar 01, 2005
Toblerone, here is another:

Blogitude: the state of emotion you feel when you are reading a response to a blog but you're not sure whether the respondent is being genuine, facetious, full-of-shit etc.
on Mar 01, 2005
#9 by TheFazz
Tuesday, March 01, 2005


Moderateman, don't make me Fazznatize you!


trying to behave fazz, just so darn hard with all the ammo i get supplied living in the most twisted liberal state in america.
on Mar 01, 2005
Blogitude: the state of emotion you feel when you are reading a response to a blog but you're not sure whether the respondent is being genuine, facetious, full-of-shit etc.


Yeah I like that one. How about this:

Remoticon (re-mo-ti-con):
1) A smiley that is entirely inscructible except to the person that uses it.
2) A smiley that make no sense/is ambiguous in the context in which it is used.
on Mar 01, 2005
Remoticon


Oh yeah, another good one.
on Mar 06, 2005
Mathisfy, adjective

1. to satisfy in a mathematical way.
leads to: mathisfying, and my personal favourite - mathisfaction (math-is-fak-shun).

eg. "That problem was incredibly mathisfying."
Or, to a particularly bland maths lecturer: "Sir, you just don't give me no mathisfaction."



on Mar 06, 2005
Mathisfy, verb

1. to satisfy in a mathematical way.
leads to: mathisfying, and my personal favourite - mathisfaction (math-is-fak-shun).

eg. "That problem was incredibly mathisfying."
Or, to a particularly bland maths lecturer: "Sir, you just don't give me no mathisfaction."



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